Except for Nicolas Cage.
Okay. Yes, he has made a few good movies. But let's face it out of the 60 + films he has made, 94.9% of them suck. And by suck, I mean, I'd rather ask Ke$ha her deepest thoughts than watch a Nicolas Cage film. With character names like: Speckles the Mole, Johnny Blaze, and Balthazer Blake how is it even possible to take this guy seriously? Note to Nic Cage, Maybe pick less douchier roles.
Not to mention, the SOB is one of the creepiest looking people I've ever seen in my life. When I see a picture of The Cage, it makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable( see above).
If one still cannot fathom why I despise this man I've provided a list of reasons below.
P.S. Dear Nic Cage,
The Human Race Called, They Would Like Their Foreheads Back
Reasons Why I Hate Nicolas Kim Coppola ( Did you really think his last name was Cage?)
1. G-Force
2. The Wicker Man
3. Bangkok Dangerous
4. The Ant Bully
5. The Sorcerers Apprentice
6. Ghost Rider
7. Drive Angry 3D
8. Astro Boy
9. Snake Eyes
10. Ghost Rider:Return of Vengeance ( Really, one wasn't enough?)