Thursday, February 17, 2011

Kat Stacks Who?

Long time no talk compadres. This kid has been busy. And by busy I mean, busy becoming a music video vixen. A few weeks ago a friend of a friend of mine, who is an intern at a record label, asked for a favor. He needed only cool  people(me) to be in a music video for an up and coming artist.

So that night, my friends and I got to mix and mingle with TONS of  famous people and drink free alcohol. No complaints from this girl.

Any how, The singer's name is Eryn Woods and she has a face tattoo. Her hott new single is called THIS MY SHHH and I'm totally her music video. No big deal.

You can see my first cameo around the 1:33 and then I'm totally gettin crunk ( a.k.a. awkwardly fist pumpin) around 2:47. Ch-Ch-Check it out.  I'm totally going to be famous. 




Saturday, February 5, 2011

Smile, You're On Candid Camera

So Get Your Knees Flexin & Your Arms T-Rexin



 Don't you hate it when assholes ruin pictures?
Guess Whose Sober.
Straight Ganster





Guess Which One Doesn't Fit?

Where You Guys Going?

I Was Just About To Leave

Can You Give Us Directions To The North Pole

High Five!

Who Invited the Ninja?

Great Minds Think Alike









































































































Yea... Me To

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I Don't Think I've Ever Hated Anyone...

Except for Nicolas Cage.




Okay. Yes, he has made a few good movies. But let's face it out of the 60 + films he has made, 94.9% of them suck. And by suck, I mean, I'd rather ask Ke$ha her deepest thoughts than watch a Nicolas Cage film. With character names like: Speckles the Mole, Johnny Blaze, and Balthazer Blake how is it even possible to take this guy seriously?  Note to Nic Cage, Maybe pick less douchier roles. 

Not to mention, the SOB is one of the creepiest looking people I've ever seen in my life. When I see a picture of  The Cage, it makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable( see above).

If one still cannot fathom why I despise this man I've provided a list of reasons below.

P.S.  Dear Nic Cage, 
           The Human Race Called, They Would Like Their Foreheads Back

Reasons Why I Hate Nicolas Kim Coppola ( Did you really think his last name was Cage?)

1. G-Force
2. The Wicker Man
3. Bangkok Dangerous
4. The Ant Bully
5. The Sorcerers Apprentice
6. Ghost Rider
7. Drive Angry 3D
8.  Astro Boy
9. Snake Eyes
10.  Ghost Rider:Return of Vengeance ( Really, one wasn't enough?)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

It's Black History Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Boys and Girl. 
I hope everyone is as excited as I am. Because, it's BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
I for one am super pumped. 



Some say that Black History Month sparks an annual debate about the continued usefulness of a month dedicated to the history of one race. Some also contend that Black History Month undermines the contention that African American history is simply American history. ( Totally got that from Wikipedia


I however, find it invigorating. So much so, that I'll be dedicating a few blogs, to some of my most favorite black folk ever created. 


First Up..........


THE KOOL-AID MAN!


























OK. OK. Some of you might be stumped. Because at first glance, the Kool-Aid Man looks red. But, let's all be serious. Any dude, that burst into houses unannounced for no reason....has to be black. 

So cheers to you Kool-Aid Guy, for making millions of boys and girls happier than Brett Farve wearing a fresh pair of Wranglers.