She Said She Wanted Diamonds, So I Took Her To Ruby Tuesdays...

 Random Thoughts From The Whimsical Brain Of Staci Ashton Pugh


1.)  Randy Newman(Short People, and composer of basically any decent Pixar/Disney movie) sounds like a special case. Not to be rude or derogatory. But it's not rude when it's true.

2.)  I wish the following women would go back in time to the 1990's. And not come back to present day until they find their careers.

• Alanis Morissette - Admit it, Jagged Little Pill was one of the BEST albums of the 90's and still is one of the BEST albums from a lady singer song writer EVER. And who can forget the video for Ironic. There were like 4 Alanis Moriessetes all riding  together. And then all the sudden, BOOM, the car breaks down and Alanis pulls over and all the other Alaniss' have disappeared.  Crazy right?  Maybe Mrs. Morissette will LEARN to get back in the studio and make an album that every teenage girl can cry to when she gets dumped. Probability? Highly doudtable. 

• Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra (a.k.a. Meg Ryan) -  If anyone would like to argue that Meg Ryan has done another good movie since You've Got Mail, please hold your breathe. Because I will not listen. You've Got Mail was in 1998. It's been 13 years Margaret. The world has been and is still patiently waiting.

• Gwen Stefani - Dear Gwen, give up the Cover Girl gig and start singing Just a Girl again. Please and thank you. Yes, "Holler Back Girl" is fun and catchy, but it's also real stupid. Just saying. I don't know many people named Gwen, but you are by far my favorite Gwen ever made. So with that said, please go back in the studio with the boys and make something triple times better than Tragic Kingdom. Big request I know, but you can do it.  Sincerely, Staci Ashton Pugh

3.) This is the most important. Which is why it is in bold. I'm writing a script for a video short. It will only be about five minutes long. I'll have open casting calls very shortly. I will need the following

• One black ( girl/boy)
• A gay
• Anyone open to admitting that they are a  Nickelback fan 
• A redhead

P.S. Does anyone have a flip cam or Mac computer I can borrow. I do not own either. 

4.) Whatever happened to Sisqo and Da Brat? 

5.) Keanu Reeves - Please go away.  The only decent movie you made was Hardball. And that is because your supporting cast was little black children with big heads. Not to play favoritism or anything, but next to little Asians, black kids are the cutest people in the world. But seriously.

6.)  Charlie Sheen is WINNING



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